Totally off topic, but had to do it......

[MomOf8]

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY to all you dads out there in soccer land 🙂

[RSL_Fan]

Thanks Mom. 🙂

[MomOf8]

You are very welcome. I hope all you dads had a wonderful Father's Day!

[Deweyville]

And in honor of Father's Day:

I Love Mustard. (This is a true story. If you have children you will probably relate to this father.)

As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard.

The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.

"Here, hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.

I love mustard.

I had no napkin.

I licked it off.

It was not mustard.

No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding.

With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do; only I did it on my tongue.

Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, "Now you know why they call that fancy mustard . . . Poupon."

When you stop laughing, pass it on.

[Jim Umber]

I only wish I hadn't been eating lunch when I read that...but it was FUNNY. Thanks, I need as much humor as possible every day. 😉