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A Sacrifice To The God's of Soccer...
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A Sacrifice To The God's of Soccer...

Old 06-20-2005, 11:32 PM  #11
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Originally Posted by dysko
It appears we are trying to tick off the "Soccer God's"

If I remember the rules of sacrifice correctly you are supposed to sacrifice something worth while, yet we offer up Seedy Cheeto's?

I mean if we are going to sacrifice soemthing worthless we might as well collect everyones belly button lint to kindle the fire.

I vote for Duece because he is at least worth some good photo's. :D

Come on that would really tick off the soccer gods and if you haven't noticed they aren't that happy right now anyhow.
Old 06-21-2005, 05:40 AM  #12
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I picked Loyal1 because if someone must be sacrificed for such a great cause, we better please the soccer gods with the best we can offer.
If we send the Goats as our sacrifice, they will just say "your joking right? continue on your goaless streak, heathens!".
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Old 06-21-2005, 05:41 AM  #13
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Originally Posted by Old Ska
No offense, because your plan sounds like a decent one, but the soccer gods only take virgins.
If this is true, we are in trouble. Considering the average Loyalist has 2 kids, there aren't many of those around.
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Old 06-21-2005, 06:35 AM  #14
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Well if we sacrifice the Cheetos, we're sacrificing a whole team. We're making up in Quantity, what we lack in quality. Maybe that will help. 😉
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Old 06-21-2005, 07:54 AM  #15
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Originally Posted by the Bardguy
One can't sacrifice nessie, one must sacrifice to get nessie...
http://www.kevwitch.co.uk/ad2.html


Looks like that guy didn't get any takers for that job.

He should have posted it on Monster.com.
Old 06-21-2005, 08:44 AM  #16
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I think the CRapids should have been included on the list as well. Seeing as it looks like the battle for 4th in the West will be between us and the CRapids.
Old 06-21-2005, 08:46 AM  #17
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My first reaction was to sacrifice O’Brien. But that might anger the Gods. Same with Chivas. We need a worthy sacrifice, therefore I choose Deuce.



Plus he’s mean to me all the time :p
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Old 06-21-2005, 08:54 AM  #18
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Dear Whoever Voted To Sacrifice Me,

Please note that I will now be haunting you forever and ever. No matter how many times you move houses, the Ghost of Nessie will follow you.

Love,
Nessie

Old 06-21-2005, 09:27 AM  #19
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My first reaction was to sacrifice O’Brien. But that might anger the Gods. Same with Chivas. We need a worthy sacrifice, therefore I choose Deuce.



Plus he’s mean to me all the time :p

I am not mean I am just trying to teach you... grasshopper.....
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Old 06-21-2005, 09:28 AM  #20
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