Taunting cRapids Players

Deuce · 10-11-2005, 12:35 PM

Hey I have it on good authority that if we want to get under the skin of the cRapids players we should taunt them with some of the following;

Remember these are from ppl that know.

Foss - if he plays, the nickname he absolutely hates to be called is Dobber! (You know the big dumb idiot from that show "Coach")

Borchers - Albino Rhino!
Cunningham - National Team Reject.

Mastroeni has has a tat of the 94 WC "dog" mascot. He is relentlessly teased that it looks like a cat tattoo. some one shouts something like "Hey mastroeni, let me see your cat tatoo!" or something like that. be creative.

anyway i expect more dirt tomorrow and i will post it as I get it.

Now lets talk about coming up with other taunts for cRapids players.
Be creative but lets keep it PG at least on here anyway.

the Bardguy · 10-11-2005, 12:38 PM

See, this is what I'm talking about!
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Jose Luis Luviano · 10-11-2005, 12:39 PM

In your Rapids home

In your Rapids home.

You look in the trash can for something to eat.

You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat.

In your Rapids home.

(That's why we fought the American revolution. So we could call it a "trash can" and not a "dust bin".)

montgjules · 10-11-2005, 12:52 PM

Notable things that come to mind when I think about Colorado/fodder for creative taunting:
* Mountains
* Skiing
* John Denver/Aspen
* Colorado River
* Colorado River Project
* Water Rights
* State Water Engineer
* Oops, got side tracked...
* Okay, I don't know much about Colorado. What else comes to mind for people when they think of Denver or Colorado?
* Air Force?

I'm thinking the John Denver connection could bring somethign to mind. After all, he wrote songs about Colorado which could undoubtedly be twisted to our purposes.

fuegote · 10-11-2005, 01:08 PM

"I thought the rockies would be more mountenous than this. That John Denver is full of $#!+"

SoccerPrime · 10-11-2005, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by fuegote

"I thought the rockies would be more mountenous than this. That John Denver is full of $#!+"

Aspen, Colorado-"Where the beer flows like wine, and women will flock to you instinctively like the swans of Capistrano."
-Harry, Db&Dber

clarette · 10-11-2005, 01:12 PM

I guess a JonBenet Ramsey cheer would probably be in poor taste.

I'll stick to harassing their many Jesii.

Section 37 · 10-11-2005, 01:12 PM

I've said this before.

Utah has a higher average elevation than Colorado.

You wouldn't know it by the way they all soooo looove the mountains and how they have such greeeaaat skiiiiing and the ooooouuutttdooooors are soooo great blah blah blah.

But most of them have never been near mountains.

It's all talk.

Old Ska · 10-11-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by montgjules

* Okay, I don't know much about Colorado. What else comes to mind for people when they think of Denver or Colorado?

That fiasco of an airport.

Deuce · 10-11-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Section 37

I've said this before.

Utah has a higher average elevation than Colorado.

You wouldn't know it by the way they all soooo looove the mountains and how they have such greeeaaat skiiiiing and the ooooouuutttdooooors are soooo great blah blah blah.

But most of them have never been near mountains.

It's all talk.

Yes I love how Colorado is associated with Mountains... when the entire eastern half of the state is as flat as Kansas. Denver is actually on the high plains and is not in the mountains at all. When you are there you can see "purple mountains majesty' but only if you are far sighted, if you squint really hard and if the smog is lite that day.