The most bizarre post ever......

[Jose Luis Luviano]

This is going to seem like a really weird idea.

But you know what might be a good idea for the Tailgate Party?

A portapotty! Or some other kind of toilet facility. I would like to bring The Captain Of The 2023 Women's World Cup Champions to some tailgate parties and she does not last long between potty breaks. And it's a long walk to the stadium & back.

I can't imagine that she would be the only "customer".

I'm not too sure how much it costs to rent one but the team did not pay to fly everybody to Europe this spring, so maybe it's in the budget?

[Merrill]

Yeah, a funny story from last season. I brought my kids to the tailgate party, and they, shortly after arriving, decided that they must pee. So I took them to that one little building that's there, surrounded by the fence...I think it might actually, if memory serves me, not be a building...I think it's just a dumpster. Anyway, I planned to take them just out of sight behind the dumpster to pee. So we go around the dumpster, and to my dismay, it's chain link fence on the other side too. Then we went over to that building that is on the grassy knoll there, and squeezed behind some of the very small bushes there, and they relieved themselves. A few moments later, my friend arrived with his kids...and of course they had to pee as well. At least this time around we knew the drill.