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Official US Govt. take on soccer |
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Official US Govt. take on soccer Our United States government has decided to weigh-in on the growing popularity of the beautiful game in our country. So, here is the official word from our State Department. (Don't they have something better to do?)
http://usinfo.state.gov/xarchives/display.html?p=washfile-english&y=2006&m=March&x=20060322190541dm_sonahpets0.4504206&t=livefeeds/wf-latest.html __________________
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