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Chants/songs |
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Chants/songs Well, our site's been down for the majority of the day, but I had to add some chants for tomorrow's game:
(O Little Town of Bethlehem) A mormon town near the Great Salt Lake Has football's greatest team Real Salt Lake, at Rice Eccles Fulfil Dave Checkett’s dream They play in royal blue and red- Or white/red when away They score goals morning, noon and night And make each true fan's day I may have the away colors wrong, feel free to correct it. This should be a fun and easy one to do. Loyalists, feel free to take it if you want. __________________
"Seriously, you are the best fans in the league." - Fernando Clavijo, cRapids coach. | |||||
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(Abba/Fernando)
Can you hear us Andy Williams Thousands singing as one man, the RCB, we sing your praise Can you hear us Andy Williams? The crowd all stare in wonder as your jinking runs amaze As you pass the croaking left-back you have time to stop and laugh and tie your lace Can you hear us Andy Williams Thousands singing as one man, the RCB, our pulses race Can you hear us Andy Williams Those poor defenders tied in knots give up their pointless chase And to top it all our girlfriends like your legs and think you have the cutest face He is running down the wing tonight A marvellous sight Andy Williams He will cross the ball for Cunny to see to victory Andy Williams And you see that we could never lose Not when he plays The defenders nightmares never end Not with our friend Andy Williams (I used "RCB" above because it fit the space, not because of anything else.) __________________ "Seriously, you are the best fans in the league." - Fernando Clavijo, cRapids coach. Last edited by the Bardguy : 05-05-2006 at 03:16 PM. | |||||
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(BTW, I lifted these from here http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,6109,1201841,00.html)
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"Seriously, you are the best fans in the league." - Fernando Clavijo, cRapids coach. | |||||
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I'm allowed to say "Cow-lumbus". I have relatives there.
So today when the Village People visit, we should serenade them with "You're going home......on a John Deere Harvester" | |||||
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After the crew scored:
R..S..what the Hell... R..S..what the Hell! __________________
When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby. | |||||
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👍 Quote:
Very funny, oh evil one. | |||||
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I'd like to know what happened to "Welcome to Rice-Eccles, boys." Since I'm in the north stands, I don't hear RCB much (except the megaphone sometimes--BIG fan of the megaphone, keep it up), so I don't know if they're still singing it. I like that a lot--and even if it's wishful thinking lately, maybe we need a little more brass, y'know?
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Quote:
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"Seriously, you are the best fans in the league." - Fernando Clavijo, cRapids coach. | |||||