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Attention Real Salt Lake: When the going gets tough, the fans hire airplanes |
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Attention Real Salt Lake: When the going gets tough, the fans hire airplanes Eighteen. If you’re a Real Salt Lake fan you know what that number means.
Another game and you’re in ‘99 Metros territory. And you know as well I that nothing is going to change so long as Ellinger is in charge. If this continues much longer there will be no dispute about it: Ellinger’s Real Salt Lake will be the worst performing team in Major League Soccer history. http://brucesbelly.blogsome.com/2006/05/09/attention-real-salt-lake-when-the-going-gets-tough-the-fans-hire-airplanes/ __________________ "I think people fancy me. They can't figure me out. I'm an attractive guy. I make good money and I score goals. I'm the kind of guy I believe people love." --Jeff Cunningham Last edited by AreliusIV : 05-09-2006 at 03:29 PM. | |||||
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Ninjas are ALWAYS the answer... :donatello
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The ESPN 2 match on the 27th would work because it is an afternoon game and the banner would be visible. No such luck for night matches. Brilliant idea.
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I'm in only if the sign reads: Out with Ellinger - In with Chuck Norris!
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"I think people fancy me. They can't figure me out. I'm an attractive guy. I make good money and I score goals. I'm the kind of guy I believe people love." --Jeff Cunningham | |||||
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CHUCK! Mr. Norris has a lawsuit with a major TV network over rights to the names "Law" and "Order", otherwise known as Chuck's left and right legs...
ROUNDHOUSE TO THE FACE! :dancing: | |||||
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. | |||||
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up - he's pushing the Earth down. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV. __________________
"Seriously, you are the best fans in the league." - Fernando Clavijo, cRapids coach. | |||||
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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