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Attention Real Salt Lake: When the going gets tough, the fans hire airplanes
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Attention Real Salt Lake: When the going gets tough, the fans hire airplanes

Old 05-09-2006, 02:28 PM  #1
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Attention Real Salt Lake: When the going gets tough, the fans hire airplanes

Eighteen. If you’re a Real Salt Lake fan you know what that number means.

Another game and you’re in ‘99 Metros territory. And you know as well I that nothing is going to change so long as Ellinger is in charge. If this continues much longer there will be no dispute about it: Ellinger’s Real Salt Lake will be the worst performing team in Major League Soccer history.

http://brucesbelly.blogsome.com/2006/05/09/attention-real-salt-lake-when-the-going-gets-tough-the-fans-hire-airplanes/
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Old 05-09-2006, 02:33 PM  #2
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Ninjas are ALWAYS the answer... :donatello
Old 05-09-2006, 02:45 PM  #3
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The ESPN 2 match on the 27th would work because it is an afternoon game and the banner would be visible. No such luck for night matches. Brilliant idea.
Old 05-09-2006, 02:48 PM  #4
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I'm in only if the sign reads: Out with Ellinger - In with Chuck Norris!
Old 05-09-2006, 02:50 PM  #5
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The ESPN 2 match on the 27th would work because it is an afternoon game and the banner would be visible. No such luck for night matches. Brilliant idea.
Brilliant!
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Old 05-09-2006, 02:51 PM  #6
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CHUCK! Mr. Norris has a lawsuit with a major TV network over rights to the names "Law" and "Order", otherwise known as Chuck's left and right legs...

ROUNDHOUSE TO THE FACE! :dancing:
Old 05-09-2006, 02:59 PM  #7
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CHUCK! Mr. Norris has a lawsuit with a major TV network over rights to the names "Law" and "Order", otherwise known as Chuck's left and right legs...

ROUNDHOUSE TO THE FACE! :dancing:

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Old 05-09-2006, 03:06 PM  #8
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Then...he divided by zero.
Old 05-09-2006, 03:17 PM  #9
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up - he's pushing the Earth down.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on Satellite TV.
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Old 05-09-2006, 03:24 PM  #10
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
 
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