Rocky Mountain Cup time!!!

[AreliusIV]

Originally Posted by clarette

Shut up. I'm a Rocket Science, you know...

I'm an engineering.

[RSLfrontrowfan]

Originally Posted by Burninator

Oh, the pain! The agony, the anguish, the HUMANITY! How could we ever do such a cruel, cruel thing to the best rocket science we know? I wish I was going to this game so I could taunt Mathis mercilessly. So here's the real question: which number is greater? The number of players on cRapids roster, or the number of cRapids fans?

Heh Heh Heh! Geoff! CRapids fans are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and vampires! -- adapted from The Simpsons

[dysko]

Originally Posted by Burninator

So here's the real question: which number is greater? The number of players on cRapids roster, or the number of cRapids fans?

The even better question is what is larger the number on Scott Garlicks jersey or the number of cRapids fans?

Answer: If Rocket Science's count the number is equal... if you don't count them the number on Garlicks jersey!

Todays riddle:

Jason Ma gets into a fight with a bag of confetti. The confetti weighs 5 pounds, Jason weights at least 40 times that amount. Jason is walking south... the confetti is headed North. Which one hits the ground first?

Answer:For those of you who really had to ask... Jason Ma hits the ground first. You should be ashamed that you had to look at the answer.

[prk166]

Originally Posted by AreliusIV

I sombrero them.

Classic!!!







Come on ladies, doesn't this make you hope the boy isn't injured (as the CO FO claimed for their game @ LA last saturdya)? Don't you want him running around in shorts? Just tell Talley and Cutler to be careful lest he grabs their junk a la Romo. 🕺

[clarette]

Originally Posted by prk166

Come on ladies, doesn't this make you hope the boy isn't injured (as the CO FO claimed for their game @ LA last saturdya)? Don't you want him running around in shorts?

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[knowwonnose]

I thought it needed this touch-up.

[edaw33]

Originally Posted by JasonMa

Ticket PHX-SLC: $180
Hotel night split: $50
Game ticket: $15
Celebrating with the inagural Rocky Mountain Cup winning Rapids on the RES field: Priceless

🕺

wait a second here! It took me two posts to realize this but i think i got it right now. . . . .THE CRAPIDS HAVE FANS??????

[BroncsBomber]

Also of importance is the reserve match as the reserves are both undefeated and fighting for first place...


Standings (as of May 3)
team gp w l t pts
Real Salt Lake 3 2 0 1 7
Colorado 2 2 0 0 6
Chivas USA 2 1 0 1 4
Kansas City 1 1 0 0 3
Chicago 1 1 0 0 3
Los Angeles 3 1 2 0 3
New York 2 1 1 0 3
D.C. United 1 0 0 1 1
FC Dallas 3 0 2 1 1
New England 1 0 1 0 0
Houston 1 0 1 0 0
Columbus 2 0 2 0 0

Scoring Leaders (as of May 3)
name gp g a
T. Martins - COL 2 3 1
Ryan Johnson - RSL 2 2 1
Atiba Harris - RSL 2 2 0
Andriy Budnyy - CHV 1 2 0
C. Jimenez - RSL 3 1 2
Mike Magee - NY 1 1 1
Joseph Ngwenya - LA 2 1 1
Dan Gargan - COL 1 1 1
Floyd Franks - CHI 1 1 0
Drew Helm - CHV 2 1 0



http://www.mlsnet.com/MLS/mls/reserve/

[Aero]

Originally Posted by BroncsBomber

Also of importance is the reserve match as the reserves are both undefeated and fighting for first place...

I heard a rumor that the reserve match has been postponed. I'll check into it some more and get some details.

[SpiffCoug]

Originally Posted by Aero

I heard a rumor that the reserve match has been postponed. I'll check into it some more and get some details.

I saw Steve Pastorino at the game and asked him when the next home reserve match was. He said it was supposed to be next week, but has been postponed until later in the summer.