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The Gooch Factor

Old 05-24-2006, 02:52 PM  #1
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The Gooch Factor
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"The Staredown"
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:10 PM  #2
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Oguchi Onyewu has counted to infinity. Twice.
Old 05-24-2006, 09:23 PM  #3
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When aliens tell scary stories to their kids, Gooch is in them.
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Old 05-24-2006, 10:31 PM  #4
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Before every match, they give Gooch two times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to keep him from accidently killing anyone on the pitch with a tackle, during a 50/50 challenge, or header contest.
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