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Old 06-09-2006, 09:06 AM  #1
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The world's ultimate footballer
And according to a poll conducted by Yahoo! Mobile, 60% of Britons think the combination of Steven Gerrard's passion and power and Ronaldinho's samba skills would make the world's ultimate footballer.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Gerrardinho.

A similar survey conducted by Fiver! Mobile confirmed that a drink comprised of one part Tin, two parts Foaming Shaft would make the ultimate beverage to quaff while watching this frightening teeth-meets-low-hairline Gerrardinho hybrid.
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Old 06-09-2006, 09:23 AM  #2
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I think I would combine Clint Mathis and Carlos Ruiz to form: Mathuiz. The combination of those two would form a player who's too lazy to dive.
Old 06-09-2006, 09:25 AM  #3
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I think I would combine Clint Mathis and Carlos Ruiz to form: Mathuiz. The combination of those two would form a player who's too lazy to dive.
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Old 06-09-2006, 09:49 AM  #4
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I think I would combine Clint Mathis and Carlos Ruiz to form: Mathuiz. The combination of those two would form a player who's too lazy to dive.


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Old 06-09-2006, 10:18 AM  #5
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did you say two parts foaming shaft?

uh, I thought this was a 'family' board
Old 06-09-2006, 10:41 AM  #6
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did you say two parts foaming shaft?

uh, I thought this was a 'family' board
OK, I plead ignorant. I don't even know what that is. But from your comment, I figure its not family-friendly. I'll have to defer to the Fiver site where I found this.
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Old 06-09-2006, 10:57 AM  #7
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I think I would combine Clint Mathis and Carlos Ruiz to form: Mathuiz. The combination of those two would form a player who's too lazy to dive.

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