11 reasons why Americans don't watch the World Cup

[AreliusIV]

11 Having a hard time converting from metric goals to imperial

10 What? All Americans south of Rio Grande watch it!

9 Because soccer is for moms. Or so I've heard.

8 Never got soccer fever immunisations as a kid, worried they might catch it.

7 Oath of allegiance to NFL prohibits viewing of soccer matches.

6 Ignoring losing team much easier than admitting you're a loser.

5 Lost all interest after Lance Armstrong retired.

4 Not enough commercial breaks.

3 Failing to understand the concept of 'the world'

2 Conflicts with summer Fear Factor marathon.

1 Because if you like soccer, the terrorists win.