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chant ideas for saturday

Old 08-31-2006, 10:47 AM  #1
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chant ideas for saturday

how about...if Mathis ever makes it into the game. When he inevitably goes complaining to the referee

whoooaaa whoooaaa whoooaaa
Clint is crying
Old 08-31-2006, 11:39 AM  #2
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Nice.

"You're going home to a silent stadium"
Old 08-31-2006, 12:35 PM  #3
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"Hey Clint! Now we know who stole the beer truck!" :wine:
Old 08-31-2006, 02:15 PM  #4
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"C is for Clinty
who ain't good enough for us

C is for Clinty
who ain't good enough for us"

(yes, my school teacher mother would shoot me for using AIN'T but ISN'T doesn't flow all that well.... and yes, my inspiration comes from the good ole Sesame Street that I watch with Aero Jr! LOL)

Cookie Monster Rocks! :rei:
Old 08-31-2006, 02:16 PM  #5
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um...

Mathis has herpes!

is there any one better than that?
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Old 08-31-2006, 02:19 PM  #6
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Yes, but Mathis played all 90 last night so he may not even travel. (not fact; just crapid smack.)
Old 08-31-2006, 02:34 PM  #7
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Build a bonfire, build a bonfire.
Put the Chivas on the top.
Put the crapids in the middle and
we'll burn the crappy lot.


You've come a long way just to lose! (4x)


In your Denver home,
In your Denver home,
You look in the dust bin for something to eat
You find and dead cat you and think it's a treat
In your Denver home.

tune= Oh my darling Clementine
I'm a raindrop, I'm a raindrop
I'm a raindrop from the sky.
But I'd rather be a raindrop
than a drip from Mile High.


tune= London Bridge
RSL is going up, going up, going up
RSL is going up
Up the table

The Crapids are going down, going down
The crapids are going down,
down the table


You've got Cleatus,
You can't beat us.

tune= Bonanza
We gotta right to pick a little fight with Cleatus
We gotta right to pick a little fight with Clajivo too.
All for one, one for all
this we guarentee,
We gotta right to pick a little fight with Cleatus
We gotta right to pick a little fight with Clajivo too.

Joe Bazooka clap, clap, clap clap clap
(he and Garlick had a name calling feud a few years ago)


tune= thanks for the memories (abreviated)
Thanks for the MVP
He scores a lot of goals
and more assists than you
just thanks for the MVP

And a new Loyalist favorite:
Code:
HEY!  HEY!  HEY!

HEY                 Hey     HEY HEY
        HEY
                    HEY
HEY
                                           HEY                   HEY

HEY





HEY

hey                 HEY
Old 08-31-2006, 02:38 PM  #8
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Chant to Mathis... (london bridges)

Chuck -A- Rama saved your seat... saved your seat!
Bought an extra side of beef ... side of beef...

Just for Cletus!


My first chant... ever... ... sue me!
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Old 08-31-2006, 02:55 PM  #9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fuegote
um...

Mathis has herpes!

is there any one better than that?
Yes, but only one.
Clint Mathis
Body by Budweiser!

That's it though.
Old 08-31-2006, 03:54 PM  #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DizzyHolly
"C is for Clinty
who ain't good enough for us

C is for Clinty
who ain't good enough for us"

(yes, my school teacher mother would shoot me for using AIN'T but ISN'T doesn't flow all that well.... and yes, my inspiration comes from the good ole Sesame Street that I watch with Aero Jr! LOL)

Cookie Monster Rocks! :rei:

Don't forget contractions!!!!

C is for Clinty
who's not good enough for us
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