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Sponsor needed for Boner bag |
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Sponsor needed for Boner bag We need to institute the boner of the match for RSL. Hopefully some intreped person with mroe skills than i can make some great clips each week and post them. My choice this week is our wonderful new defender. In my mind i envision those 50 seconds he was on the pitch speeded up on video with Benny Hill music playing in the background.
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Fry: All right…it's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock! | |||||
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I know it wasn't in a match, but Kreis getting fined 20,000 bucks for breaking the rules is a pretty big mistake. RSL could have paid me a decent salary if they gave me all their fine money this year. 60k and counting i believe.
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Fry: All right…it's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock! | |||||
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Kreis. What can i say? He traded Jeff. I thought it was funny that he taunted the bench. The Andy bump was uncalled for though.
When will Talley get back his passion? He was the soul of the team last year. I don't know if injury is to blame for his blandness. I hope to see that fire in his belly soon though. __________________
Fry: All right…it's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock! | |||||
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The joke is on us, the fans. We keep coming back. We are the ultimate suckers in this whole venture. We pulled hard to get the stadium deal done (in ways too numerous to detail) we have been at the matches, we watch the away games, listen on radio and we get a crap on the field.
Eventually after the die hard fans stop being angry, there will be apathy and RSL will sink into oblivion. Maybe Walmart can rent out the new stadium and sell discounted tires and diapers. At least people would show up then. Kries can give the pep talks to his crew and the players can greet everyone as the come in and check our invoices when we leave. But, I digress. My nomination for boner of the week is us, the fans. __________________
Fry: All right…it's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix tape. Let's rock! | |||||
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"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true." - Robert Wilensky | |||||