Soccer haiku

Old Ska · 05-13-2005, 09:58 AM

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the Bardguy · 05-13-2005, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Deuce

I got face paint... Completely unused and brand new.
I got it at Walmart in the fabric section. Lemme know if you need some

Is there an agreed upon color, or do we just choose red or blue?

the Bardguy · 05-13-2005, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Old Ska

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Ask and ye shall receive...

Deuce · 05-13-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by the Bardguy

Is there an agreed upon color, or do we just choose red or blue?

I bought a set of face paints that has Red, Blue and Gold. also white so I can paint my face for the WCQ as well.
There is plenty and I can share. I will bring the stuff to the tailgate tomorrow and you can see if it is what you need.

Old Ska · 05-13-2005, 02:22 PM

^ BUMP

This thread is too cool to die!

the Bardguy · 05-13-2005, 03:16 PM

I'm embarrassed to even ask this question, but I wanted to make sure. After all, there are few rules to writing haiku, but the rules that exist are pretty strict as far as syllables. Does "ReAL" have 1 or 2 syllables? I'm pretty sure that it's two...right? Clearly, in other countries it's no question.

Old Ska · 05-13-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by the Bardguy

I'm embarrassed to even ask this question, but I wanted to make sure. After all, there are few rules to writing haiku, but the rules that exist are pretty strict as far as syllables. Does "ReAL" have 1 or 2 syllables? I'm pretty sure that it's two...right? Clearly, in other countries it's no question.

It probably depends on your dialect of English, but I think for most of us it is 2 syllables.

Merrill · 05-13-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Ska

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Please, please, please, I beg!
Someone hear my anguished cry!
Please give me some rep.

LOL. I could give you negative rep. 😉 Hey, rep is rep, right. 😕

But I bet you don't want that.

bordelais7 · 05-13-2005, 03:52 PM

In honor of our rookie officials (and this follows only the simplest of haiku rules):

Are you kidding me?
That call made no sense at all!
What's the ref smoking?

edaw33 · 05-13-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bordelais7

In honor of our rookie officials (and this follows only the simplest of haiku rules):

Are you kidding me?
That call made no sense at all!
What's the ref smoking?

Try this one! (following ZERO haiku rules)

eddie or benedict
the beloved pope lives on
DEFEND THE FAITH!