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Old 06-28-2005, 03:40 PM  #61
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You see i am a moral traffic light...

Say Joe Office Worker's boss comes over to his desk and says... "Hey Joe why don't you come into my office and ki$$ my @ss".
Joe Office Worker picks up a pair of scissors and imagines marching into his bosses office and stabbing his boss in the throat with the scissors.

Then he remembers me sitting here in my wheel chair... then puts down the scissors and puckers up.

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Old 06-28-2005, 03:41 PM  #62
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Quote:
Originally Posted by montgjules
Finding Nemo?
Correct!
Old 06-28-2005, 03:44 PM  #63
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Originally Posted by the Bardguy
I'll go ahead and answer for Czar...he would have gotten it.

Rushmore.

I thought it was "Saints and Soldiers".
Old 06-28-2005, 03:45 PM  #64
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"Ill fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil."

"What? There's no birthday party for me in here."

"I was born a poor black boy."

All 3 are pretty easy, hint 1 and 3 are the same comic genius.
Old 06-28-2005, 03:45 PM  #65
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"Let's say I walk into some guys office, let's say he's even remotly interested in what I have to say, I get all excited, i'm like Jo Jo the idiot circus boy with his pretty little pet. 'Oh my pet, I love you.' So I pet it and stroke it, and I masage it and I love it, my pet, my naughty little pet, you're naughty. Then I take my naughty little pet and I asl;dfjasdoi l;asdjfi OH MY GOSH, YOU KILLED IT! and that's when people like us move ahead, am I right Helen?

"gosh your sick"
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Old 06-28-2005, 03:46 PM  #66
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Tommy Boy
Old 06-28-2005, 03:47 PM  #67
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Tommy likey...tommy want wingies
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Old 06-28-2005, 03:48 PM  #68
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Another favorite movie of mine:

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Old 06-28-2005, 03:52 PM  #69
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"Are you a man?"

"yes"

"Are you alive?"

"yes"

"Evil Canevil (sp?)
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
Old 06-28-2005, 03:53 PM  #70
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Quote:
Originally Posted by theholmes
"Ill fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil."
3 amigos
Quote:
Originally Posted by theholmes
"What? There's no birthday party for me in here."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by theholmes
"I was born a poor black boy."
the jerk
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