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Pray for Clint Mathis Thread |
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Pray for Clint Mathis Thread Okay, this is supposed to be humorous, so nobody take it seriously.
I'm going to pray for Mathis to score 5 goals against the Metrostars and to focus his energy on playing and not on the refs. Amen. | |||||
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Major league soccer, minor league refs... โNo cake for youโฆyouโre useless.โ | |||||
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And pray The Bruce to forget how good Eddie is.
And pray The Dreamboat to "get well soon" And pray poor unsuspecting Broome to suddenly decide, "I wanted to be in Utah anyway." Ah-men. ๐ | |||||
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Amen.
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Oh, who are we praying to, btw?
I assume we're praying to the soccer gods who have been good to us in giving us perfect weather for every home game. | |||||
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An empty stomach is not a good political advisor. | |||||
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[memo to self: Missionary Jules needs to sit next to the heathen]
(Oh come on, you're not going to be offended by a joke are you? Sheesh!) | |||||
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"Are you Old Ska in disguise, in disguise, in disguise...?" | |||||