Ideas for new Supporters Groups

Rover · 07-14-2005, 02:26 PM

Disclaimer: This is a joke. It is not targeting any supporters group, except maybe the Loyalists (should be obvious if you read through). In reality, I encourage the formation of new groups and look forward to the day when a number of RSL supporters groups are up and running to cater to the specific styles/approaches of a large fanbase.

Top Ten Ideas for RSL Supporters Groups (name, (slogan), description):

10. Royal Court ("We’re better than you"). Expensive seats, catered tailgates, arrive late/leave early, restricted to polite golf applause. By invitation only.

9. Samba Kings ("Futebol!"). Should be self-explanatory. Must wear yellow.

8. Crown Royals ("I'll drink to that!"). Adult beverages encouraged.

7. Old Guard ("For those aging well"). Over 40 only (includes me).

6. Really Old Guard. ("For those aging better"). Over 50 only (sorry Jim).

5. The Broilists ("Never Fried"). Only the best in tailgating.

4. Brute Squad ("Back Off!"). Must be at least 200 lbs. to join. Bouncers welcome.

3. Errant Knights ("Grail? What Grail?"). If I have to explain this one, it won’t be nearly as funny.

2. Double X ("Dunny! Nik! DJ!"). Women only. If I have to explain this one, it won’t be nearly as funny.

1. Quiet Riot ("Shhhh!"). Sit down, shut up, and put the flag away.

Stucki · 07-14-2005, 02:33 PM

I think most of the stadium already stole your idea for Quiet Riot.

Rover · 07-14-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Stucki

I think most of the stadium already stole your idea for Quiet Riot.

Are you saying we already have another supporters group?. We just didn't know it?

Raoul Duke · 07-14-2005, 03:20 PM

This supporters group has lowered it's expectations for RSL. We consider it a victory if RSL scores when they are on the road and gets at least a tie when they are at home.

I thought I was bummed after the Chivas game 😠 .

theholmes · 07-19-2005, 02:48 PM

The Realists....hahahahhaha. CHeers Raoul, that one is the best.

Could I join more than one? I'd sure like to be in the Crown Royals, but the fat guy group appeals to me too.

Jim Umber · 07-20-2005, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rover

Disclaimer: This is a joke. It is not targeting any supporters group, except maybe the Loyalists (should be obvious if you read through). In reality, I encourage the formation of new groups and look forward to the day when a number of RSL supporters groups are up and running to cater to the specific styles/approaches of a large fanbase.

Top Ten Ideas for RSL Supporters Groups (name, (slogan), description):

10. Royal Court ("We’re better than you"). Expensive seats, catered tailgates, arrive late/leave early, restricted to polite golf applause. By invitation only.

9. Samba Kings ("Futebol!"). Should be self-explanatory. Must wear yellow.

8. Crown Royals ("I'll drink to that!"). Adult beverages encouraged.

7. Old Guard ("For those aging well"). Over 40 only (includes me).

6. Really Old Guard. ("For those aging better"). Over 50 only (sorry Jim).

5. The Broilists ("Never Fried"). Only the best in tailgating.

4. Brute Squad ("Back Off!"). Must be at least 200 lbs. to join. Bouncers welcome.

3. Errant Knights ("Grail? What Grail?"). If I have to explain this one, it won’t be nearly as funny.

2. Double X ("Dunny! Nik! DJ!"). Women only. If I have to explain this one, it won’t be nearly as funny.

1. Quiet Riot ("Shhhh!"). Sit down, shut up, and put the flag away.

Yeah, well at least my group is EXCLUSIVE! The Really Old Guard are the BEST! Raspberries to the rest of you! :whistling