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So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Old 05-25-2006, 09:50 AM  #1
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So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Ladies, gentlemen, and FSL fans.

My work here is done. My goal over the last year of posting has been to build up the rivalry between the FSL fans and the Rapids fans. At this point, I think that's been achieved so I will be leaving now.

To those of you who were able to respond with witty banter, I tip my hat. I enjoyed the trash-talking. I was able to even make some friends here, and find some people with similar interests (Serenity now!).

To those who decended to homosexual jokes, special Olympics comments, and threats of violence, I guess creativity from fans of a team who couldn't even come up with an original name was apparently too much to expect.

You won't see me around anymore, this is my last post. I'll ask Juliana or one of the other C10 members to post any news items from now on. For those that just have to track me down I will still be on BigSoccer. I'm sure some of you will feel that you've "won" and chased me off. Nothing I would say would convince you otherwise, but you're wrong like usual.

Good luck to FSL in the Rocky Mountain Cup this year. I hope for good, clean, games and good fun between the fan groups before the Rapids lift the trophy for a second year in a row.

:signrocko
Old 05-25-2006, 09:54 AM  #2
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JasonMa
I'm sure some of you will feel that you've "won" and chased me off.
Who gives a **** if we've won or not........the bottom line is, you're gone! This day keeps getting better and better.

:signroad: :signfu:
Old 05-25-2006, 10:27 AM  #3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JasonMa
Ladies, gentlemen, and FSL fans...

...I guess creativity from fans of a team who couldn't even come up with an original name was apparently too much to expect....

:signrocko

Yes we do need more "original" names like the Colorado Rapids and the Houston Dynamo.
:banpoop:
Old 05-25-2006, 11:28 AM  #4
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Did anyone really think that your "clever banter" was really that original outside of yourself and your second idenity (giving crapid fans 2 fans for 1)?
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Old 05-25-2006, 01:37 PM  #5
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Question:
If a Crapids fan leaves an RSL board and nobody gives a ****, does it even actually happen?
Answer:
Who cares?

Question:
What is the sound of one fan clapping?
Answer:
See Invesco Field after the Crapids score a goal.
Old 05-25-2006, 01:49 PM  #6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JasonMa
Ladies, gentlemen, and FSL fans.

My work here is done. My goal over the last year of posting has been to build up the rivalry between the FSL fans and the Rapids fans. At this point, I think that's been achieved so I will be leaving now.

To those of you who were able to respond with witty banter, I tip my hat. I enjoyed the trash-talking. I was able to even make some friends here, and find some people with similar interests (Serenity now!).

To those who decended to homosexual jokes, special Olympics comments, and threats of violence, I guess creativity from fans of a team who couldn't even come up with an original name was apparently too much to expect.

You won't see me around anymore, this is my last post. I'll ask Juliana or one of the other C10 members to post any news items from now on. For those that just have to track me down I will still be on BigSoccer. I'm sure some of you will feel that you've "won" and chased me off. Nothing I would say would convince you otherwise, but you're wrong like usual.

Good luck to FSL in the Rocky Mountain Cup this year. I hope for good, clean, games and good fun between the fan groups before the Rapids lift the trophy for a second year in a row.

:signrocko
My response is best summed up by this famous football chant, usually sung when some lousy teams subs in a third string nobody, but it fits here perfectly:

http://www.footballchants.org/index.htm?http://www.footballchants.org/viewChants.php?divs=D0&teams=19&let=W&clubname=Middlesbrough#14427
Old 05-25-2006, 05:23 PM  #7
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The man(?) does have a point. I suspect there are many homosexual special olympians who wouldn't want to be associated with him in any way.
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Old 06-05-2006, 09:17 AM  #8
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Is it true that we won't have to put up with MaMa's crap all week.....

wow. how refreshing.
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:20 AM  #9
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soccerman I don't mind getting some flack but blatant misquotes are just not right.
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Old 06-05-2006, 10:37 AM  #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by prk166
soccerman I don't mind getting some flack but blatant misquotes are just not right.
I fixed it for you.
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