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Old 08-07-2006, 09:07 AM  #11
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Originally Posted by montgjules
"Hello, Grand America."

"Uhh, yes, could you please connect with Mr. Beckham's suite?"

"Ummm no."

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What would be really weird is if they did connect you.

'alo?

Hello. Mr. B.. David.. er... Becks, is that you?

Yea, this is me...

I... I just wanted to say that you are my idol...

Yea, alright.. Thanks alot. Well. Gotta go...
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:08 AM  #12
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Originally Posted by montgjules
"Hello, Grand America."

"Uhh, yes, could you please connect with Mr. Beckham's suite?"

"Ummm no."

<click>

Now that's just silly. Everyone knows that celebrities travel under psuedonyms. You'd have to ask for Mr. Posh.
Old 08-07-2006, 09:08 AM  #13
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Just wait til they get to the field and see that it's a bunch of falling-apart sod that was put down the day before.

And their opponents are disorganized and apathetic. (Or disorganized and enthusiastic but clueless.)

And you're not allowed to smoke your 3 packs of Fortunas anywhere you want.

Pranks would be superfluous.
Old 08-07-2006, 09:08 AM  #14
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Originally Posted by Jose Luis Luviano
Just wait til they get to the field and see that it's a bunch of falling-apart sod that was put down last week.

And their opponents are disorganized and apathetic. (Or disorganized and enthusiastic but clueless.)

And you're not allowed to smoke your 3 packs of Fortunas anywhere you want.

Pranks would be superfluous.
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:09 AM  #15
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Just wait til they get to the field and see that it's a bunch of falling-apart sod that was put down the day before.
Actually they are finishing putting in the sod this morning if that makes you feel any better.
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:10 AM  #16
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Uncle Dave has officially put SLC on the map...

Yeah, but Ronaldo's not coming. So Chuckarama will probably be laying off all those employees they hired when Sigi Schmidt and the Crew visited.
Old 08-07-2006, 09:10 AM  #17
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Yeah, but Ronaldo's not coming. So Chuckarama will probably be laying off all those employees they hired when Sigi Schmidt and the Crew visited.
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Old 08-07-2006, 09:12 AM  #18
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Plus, I don't have anyone to go stalk with. :D

😉

In that case, tell Uncle Dave that he invited the wrong Spanish superclub. My wife would go stalk Rafa Marquez with you.
Old 08-07-2006, 09:42 AM  #19
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do u see a flight in the schedules that will get them here by 6 if they leave at 1230 espana time? I dont.

They fly on their own Boeing 757 that has all first class seats. It has something like 48 first class seats that convert down to lay flat beds.

And with less than 50 passengers and not too much weight when it comes to baggage the 757 would be able to make the flight non-stop as well.
Old 08-07-2006, 10:01 AM  #20
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They fly on their own Boeing 757 that has all first class seats. It has something like 48 first class seats that convert down to lay flat beds.

And with less than 50 passengers and not too much weight when it comes to baggage the 757 would be able to make the flight non-stop as well.
Hmm, if they have their own private plane, that probably means they won't exactly be walking the halls of the airport, eh? Probably have a bus/long line of luxury limos waiting near the plane? Not sure how that works...
 
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