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What would be really weird is if they did connect you. 'alo? Hello. Mr. B.. David.. er... Becks, is that you? Yea, this is me... I... I just wanted to say that you are my idol... Yea, alright.. Thanks alot. Well. Gotta go... __________________
"I think people fancy me. They can't figure me out. I'm an attractive guy. I make good money and I score goals. I'm the kind of guy I believe people love." --Jeff Cunningham | |||||
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Now that's just silly. Everyone knows that celebrities travel under psuedonyms. You'd have to ask for Mr. Posh. | |||||
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Just wait til they get to the field and see that it's a bunch of falling-apart sod that was put down the day before.
And their opponents are disorganized and apathetic. (Or disorganized and enthusiastic but clueless.) And you're not allowed to smoke your 3 packs of Fortunas anywhere you want. Pranks would be superfluous. | |||||
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"I think people fancy me. They can't figure me out. I'm an attractive guy. I make good money and I score goals. I'm the kind of guy I believe people love." --Jeff Cunningham | |||||
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Yeah, but Ronaldo's not coming. So Chuckarama will probably be laying off all those employees they hired when Sigi Schmidt and the Crew visited. | |||||
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"I think people fancy me. They can't figure me out. I'm an attractive guy. I make good money and I score goals. I'm the kind of guy I believe people love." --Jeff Cunningham | |||||
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In that case, tell Uncle Dave that he invited the wrong Spanish superclub. My wife would go stalk Rafa Marquez with you. | |||||
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They fly on their own Boeing 757 that has all first class seats. It has something like 48 first class seats that convert down to lay flat beds. And with less than 50 passengers and not too much weight when it comes to baggage the 757 would be able to make the flight non-stop as well. | |||||
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